*** the real pregnancy blog you want to read ***
ok. so i might be pregnant (i mean, i am), my boobs are ballooning at the speed of light, i look at my food like a wild predator (don't come anywhere near!) and i have weird dirty dreams but i am still a normal human who's breathing is closely related to those marc jacobs dress. just look at them! my heart stops!
i only got to ease my mood swings!